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Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Making waves on Reddit:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Trending via Snapchat:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Just shared via Reddit:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Spotted on TikTok:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Just shared via Messenger:

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Making waves on Slack:

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

Trending via Discord:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Trending via YouTube:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Shared recently on Facebook:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Just landed via Discord:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Just landed via Snapchat:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Spotted on X:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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