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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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I need a massage for my brain.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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