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Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Live now on Slack:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Just shared via Instagram:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Just landed via Instagram:

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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56 shares on Threads this month:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

98 shares on Discord this month:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

100 shares on Threads this month:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Used to wonder why my parents couldn’t grasp technology, but now, anytime I see something new, I’m like, “I’m not learning that.”

44 shares on Messenger this month:

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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You’re a ghost driving a meat-coated skeleton made from stardust, riding a rock, hurtling through space. Fear nothing.

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Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Live now on Facebook:

Gambling is all about getting something for nothing and spending thousands of dollars trying to do it.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

Making waves on WeChat:

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Going bananas on Twitch:

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

Just landed via WeChat:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Trending via X:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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