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I start each day assuming it will be horrible and go from there.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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4 months ago
Share →: These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Commentary:
"Ah, weekends that feel as swift as a lunch break – a perfect blend of Murphy's Law and Einstein's Theory of Relativity in action! Here's to hoping time can slow down just enough for us to catch our breath before Monday charges in like an overeager intern."
6 months ago
Share →: Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae"

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

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Reported on Threads:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Just landed via Telegram:

I overthink, therefore I am.

Just shared via WeChat:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Making waves on Discord:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Breaking via Snapchat:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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