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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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"Get ready for 'Grey's Anatomy: HR Edition' where the real drama happens during performance appraisals and interdepartmental conflict resolution. Forget about love triangles – prepare for the epic battle over who gets the last donut in the break room!"

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

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No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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