Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,548

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,548

Updated

Nov 27, 2025

Users Online

4,011

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Live now on Telegram:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Live now on WhatsApp:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Breaking via Discord:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

Going viral on Telegram:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Just landed via Threads:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Going viral on Snapchat:

When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Spotted on Messenger:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Home » Funny Menace Quotes

Funny menace quotes

Funny menace quotes bring a cheeky twist to those mischievous moments 😈✨ Whether you’re the lovable troublemaker or just enjoy a good laugh at playful antics, these witty lines add spice to any conversation 🎉😂 Get ready to embrace your inner rascal and share some smiles with a dash of harmless mischief! 😜🔥

New funny menace quotes 👇

All funny menace quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,548

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,548

Updated

Nov 27, 2025

Users Online

3,636

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Just shared via Slack:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Just landed via TikTok:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Just landed via Messenger:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Making waves on Instagram:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Seen just now on YouTube:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Just shared via WeChat:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴