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β€œYou’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Spotted on Slack:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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β€œWhat’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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