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Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Just shared via X:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Trending via Discord:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Spotted on Slack:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Just shared via WeChat:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

Going viral on Reddit:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Spotted on Discord:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Making waves on WeChat:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

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91 shares on Discord this month:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

96 shares on Threads this month:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

97 shares on YouTube this month:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Going viral on X:

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Trending via Snapchat:

Are you gonna confess your undying love for me or what, bro?

Going viral on Twitch:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

Breaking via Facebook:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

They should invent a day where I don’t think.

Making waves on Facebook:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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