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Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Feb 3, 2026

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Making waves on Messenger:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

Spotted on Twitch:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Making waves on Discord:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Just landed via Discord:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

Going viral on Telegram:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Going viral on Messenger:

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Broadcasted on X:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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82 shares on Slack this month:

Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

62 shares on Slack this month:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

91 shares on Discord this month:

I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Going viral on YouTube:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Trending via Facebook:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Seen just now on Slack:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Shared recently on Threads:

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Spotted on Reddit:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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