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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.