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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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I avoid drama by being unpopular.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Share →: Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Well, if we're on Twitter like Jesus, does that mean we're spreading the digital version of salvation in 280 characters or less? 🙏📱 Just think of retweets as miracles and hashtags as blessings! 😄 #TwitterJesus #DigitalDiscipleship

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Seen just now on Threads:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Just landed via Instagram:

You give my middle finger an erection.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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