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Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Going viral on Telegram:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

Just landed via Slack:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Just shared via X:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Reported on Telegram:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Seen just now on Threads:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

Trending via YouTube:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Just landed via X:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Just shared via Instagram:

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Spotted on Twitch:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

Making waves on Reddit:

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Making waves on Pinterest:

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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