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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Source??? Pattern recognition.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Going viral on Reddit:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Trending via Twitch:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Spotted on WeChat:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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94 shares on Pinterest this month:

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

50 shares on Slack this month:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

Being weird never goes out of style.

14 shares on X this month:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

72 shares on Slack this month:

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

34 shares on Threads this month:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

69 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

I love it when God gives me money.

55 shares on Discord this month:

I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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Just landed via Discord:

They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Just shared via TikTok:

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Spotted on Discord:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

Spotted on Instagram:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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