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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

Live now on Discord:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Going viral on Instagram:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Making waves on Telegram:

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Gonna tell my dentist that if I’m late, he should start without me.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Seen just now on Discord:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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If you can stand me, you deserve me!

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Just shared via Telegram:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Live now on Facebook:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Trending via Pinterest:

“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

Just shared via Discord:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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