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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

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One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

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