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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

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Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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New funny metrosexual quotes 👇

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