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Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

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The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

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My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

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Going viral on Instagram:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Making waves on X:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Breaking via Instagram:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Shared recently on Slack:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Broadcasted on X:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.

Seen just now on Threads:

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Shared recently on Slack:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Trending via TikTok:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Making waves on Twitch:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Making waves on Messenger:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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