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Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Just landed via YouTube:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Making waves on Discord:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Just landed via Threads:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Just shared via WeChat:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Going viral on X:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Spotted on YouTube:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

19 shares on Telegram this month:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,275

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Seen just now on Discord:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Trending via TikTok:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Just landed via TikTok:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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