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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.