Funny missile quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joys of sick-day warfare! 💥 When your body turns into a battlefield and the cough drop becomes the unexpected hero launching across the room like a fearless warrior on a mission. 🚀 Who knew a sneeze could be so dramatic and a cough drop such a daredevil? Watch out, world, you've got a new cruise missile in town, and it's minty fresh! 😂🤧 #SickDayMissions

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