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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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Body by sandwich.

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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Making waves on Facebook:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

Spotted on Facebook:

There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Trending via Twitch:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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