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When a series drops a banger, my remote goes missing because I'm too busy dancing! 💃🎶😂
257 Funny moment quotes
In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.
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When the birds and bees get drunk, even storks make questionable flight plans 😂🍼
Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.
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Trying to bowl solo: where every time you sit down, you realize you're your own worst teammate! 🎳😅
Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.
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That moment when they realize their Jedi mind tricks don't work on you 😂🧠✨
Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?
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Puppy mode activated! What mysterious wonders have you sniffed out this time? 🐶🔍🍖
Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.
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"Windshield wipers on turbo mode: protecting us from drizzle like it's a monsoon 🌧️😂"
Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”
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Feeling seen by my barista. 😂☕️💁♂️ #StabilityPlease