Funny monologue quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

  Commentary:
  "Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. 🤔 Don't worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we're writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perennial question of life… 🤔🎬 Who knew our thoughts could be so entertaining? 🤣 Cue the laugh track for every awkward encounter and random thought! 😂🎭"

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