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What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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You ever cleaned a room in your house so good that you walked out… just to walk back in to see your work?

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Making waves on Telegram:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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They should add a live chat to every Wikipedia article.

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Funny mouse cinema quotes

New funny mouse cinema quotes 👇

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

All funny mouse cinema quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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