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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

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