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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

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The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

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“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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Sometimes being a woman is just trying to figure out if you’re hormonally sad, seasonally sad, or genuinely falling apart.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

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Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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