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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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