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Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

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By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.