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Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Just landed via YouTube:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Nothing humbles you faster than rereading something you were proud of yesterday.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Breaking via TikTok:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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90 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

37 shares on Messenger this month:

This alien invasion could have been an email.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

15 shares on Twitch this month:

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

61 shares on X this month:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Going viral on WeChat:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Trending via Telegram:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Just landed via WeChat:

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Just shared via Facebook:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Making waves on WeChat:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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