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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

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Back to the Future and chill?

Trending via YouTube:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Just landed via Slack:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Just shared via Messenger:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Going viral on Facebook:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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31 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

87 shares on Slack this month:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

93 shares on X this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

20 shares on Discord this month:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

79 shares on Pinterest this month:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

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God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

Making waves on Instagram:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Making waves on Slack:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Just landed via Slack:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Going viral on Discord:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Avocado is just green butter.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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