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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.