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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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For whom the doom scrolls!

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Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

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My addiction to buying things I don’t need started at the school book fair.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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I don’t think I’ve ever made the right amount of pasta.

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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

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