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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Feeling like a bug without his rug.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Going viral on WeChat:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Making waves on TikTok:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.

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Seen just now on X:

Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

Reported on WeChat:

Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

Making waves on Twitch:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Just landed via Telegram:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Shared recently on Slack:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Shared recently on Twitch:

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

Just landed via Reddit:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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