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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

59 shares on Discord this month:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

78 shares on X this month:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Spotted on YouTube:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Live now on Facebook:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Just shared via Facebook:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Making waves on Facebook:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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