Funny not going quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not going is the new leaving early.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of ghosting social events without actually ghosting… Not going is the new leaving early 🕒👻. Why make a grand exit when you can simply make a stealthy non-entrance? 🚪🏃‍♂️ #MasterOfAvoidance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

  Commentary:
  "Skipping work is the ultimate cheat code for having a great day! 🎮 Who needs coffee when you have the power of 'out-of-office' bliss? ☕️😎 Just remember to use your time off wisely… or at least post some cute pet pics to keep up appearances! 🐾👀 #WorkSmirk"

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