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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”