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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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“Inconvenience is the cost of community,” I repeat to myself as I climb six flights of stairs for my friend’s birthday party for her cat.

Just landed via Slack:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Seen just now on Discord:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

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Turns out, college is all about forming unspoken, powerful bonds with people you talk to twice.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

95 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

21 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

Live now on Pinterest:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Going viral on Telegram:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Trending via Telegram:

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Trending via Reddit:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Trending via Instagram:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

Trending via Threads:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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