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Funny oxygen quotes

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

3 months ago

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

3 months ago

I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

3 months ago