Funny oxygen quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

  Commentary:
  "If trees had Wi-Fi, we'd have forests full of 'hotspots' and 'root-ming' networks 🌲📶 But nah, they just keep recycling boring ol' oxygen like it's a big deal or something 🌳💨 #SorryMotherNature"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

  Commentary:
  Well, it appears this submarine is playing a classic game of hide and seek with oxygen – breathe in, breathe out, oops where did it go? 🌬️🤷‍♂️ Seems like they need a lesson in keeping track of their precious gas or it might end up being a case of "One breath in, two breaths out, one oxygen tank gone!" 🤦🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the noble art of oxygen-wasting, a truly underrated skill! 😅 Here we witness the master at work, gracefully sitting and triumphantly squandering precious molecules. May we all aspire to such lofty heights of idleness! 🌬️💨"

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