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Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

If you want to make your mother proud, make her my mother-in-law.

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Just shared via WeChat:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

Spotted on Twitch:

Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

Just shared via Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Trending via Snapchat:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Just shared via WeChat:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Spotted on Twitch:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Just shared via Discord:

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Going viral on Threads:

Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

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73 shares on Telegram this month:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

47 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

19 shares on X this month:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

84 shares on Discord this month:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

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24 folks are currently checking 👀

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Long story short, I survived.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Adulthood is just waking up tired one day, and then being tired forever after that.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Going viral on Facebook:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

Seen just now on Discord:

I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

Trending via Instagram:

Mondays have a black belt in psychological warfare.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I need a massage for my brain.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Going viral on Twitch:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Just shared via Facebook:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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