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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Hold on, let me overthink this.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Just landed via Snapchat:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

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