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It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

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I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

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Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

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They expect me to work at work.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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Do you laugh at your own jokes, or are you emotionally stable?

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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