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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

Live now on Facebook:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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