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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,248

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Just landed via Reddit:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

Going bananas on Discord:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Making waves on Telegram:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Just landed via Threads:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Seen just now on Messenger:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Trending via Twitch:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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Social Media Stars ⭐

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

94 shares on Slack this month:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I need to consult the woods about this.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

9 folks are currently checking 👀

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,317

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Shared recently on Threads:

I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Making waves on YouTube:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Just landed via Discord:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Making waves on Instagram:

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Making waves on Messenger:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Spotted on YouTube:

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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