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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Reported on Pinterest:

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Just shared via Slack:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Seen just now on Slack:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

Spreading quickly via X:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Shared recently on Slack:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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5 months ago
Share →: “You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'psychopath' accusation – but hey, at least I've got direction in life! 🚶‍♂️ Meanwhile, someone needs a GPS to find their way out of chaos! 🗺️😂 #SortYourLifeOut"
6 months ago
Share →: You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Commentary:
"Life is like a choose-your-own-adventure game, but watch out for those unexpected plot twists… like accidentally choosing the psychopath route! 🚶‍♂️🤪 #WrongTurn"

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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Going viral on X:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Making waves on Reddit:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

Spotted on Slack:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Making waves on Telegram:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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