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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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