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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Just shared via WeChat:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Spotted on Facebook:

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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