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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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I need a break from me.

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

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Share →: The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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"Ah, the art of convincing people that blobs of paint on a canvas or a random pile of rocks is a masterpiece 🎨💭 It's all about that magical spell of persuasion, turning 'Is this art?' into 'Wow, that's art!' 🪄✨ Who knew art could be so sneaky and persuasive?"

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Seen just now on Slack:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Just landed via X:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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