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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

The world is my ostrich, or whatever.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Going viral on YouTube:

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Making waves on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

Trending via WeChat:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Breaking via YouTube:

The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Going viral on Snapchat:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Oh good. Another day.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Just landed via YouTube:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Freshly posted on TikTok:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

Making waves on Threads:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Just shared via WeChat:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Just landed via Reddit:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Trending via Twitch:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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