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Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on TikTok:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Spotted on Twitch:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Shared recently on YouTube:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

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70 shares on Slack this month:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

99 shares on Threads this month:

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

38 shares on X this month:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

31 shares on X this month:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Oh, to live in simpler times, when there was nothing to do but sit by the seashore and contemplate the miracle of existence.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Just landed via Instagram:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Maybe you should embark on a strange journey.

Spotted on Discord:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

Spotted on Slack:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Trending via Twitch:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

Seen just now on Slack:

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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