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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Trending via YouTube:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Just landed via Twitch:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Trending via Snapchat:

And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

Breaking via Discord:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Making waves on Messenger:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Going viral on Facebook:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Just landed via Reddit:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

Funny playtime quotes

Funny playtime quotes bring laughter and joy to every moment of fun 🎉🎈 Whether you’re playing with friends, family, or just letting your inner child run wild, these witty and playful sayings add extra sparkle ✨ to your games and hangouts. Get ready to giggle, smile, and share the fun vibes with everyone around you! 😄🎲 Let the good times roll and the laughs never end! 😂🎉

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Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

46 shares on Discord this month:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

52 shares on Slack this month:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

62 shares on YouTube this month:

I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

94 shares on Discord this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

89 shares on Discord this month:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

37 shares on Threads this month:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

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Hot Jokes 💥

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

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I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

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Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

A female will ghost you, and the whole time she is waiting for you to text back again.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Spotted on Threads:

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

Shared recently on X:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Just shared via X:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

Seen just now on Discord:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Breaking via Twitch:

The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

Trending via Threads:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

Just shared via Threads:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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