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Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Shared recently on X:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

Just shared via Threads:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Live now on Reddit:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Making waves on WeChat:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Just shared via Slack:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Seen just now on Discord:

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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56 shares on WeChat this month:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

76 shares on WeChat this month:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

42 shares on Discord this month:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

32 shares on YouTube this month:

The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,257

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Trending via Twitch:

Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Just shared via Discord:

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

Shared recently on Discord:

This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

Just shared via TikTok:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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