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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

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Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

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The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

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You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Making waves on Discord:

Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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