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Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

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Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

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This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

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I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

53 shares on Pinterest this month:

Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

72 shares on Discord this month:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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January is the Monday of the year.

Spotted on Facebook:

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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