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“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Making waves on Messenger:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Live now on Snapchat:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Just landed via TikTok:

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

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Going bananas on WeChat:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Just landed via YouTube:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Spotted on X:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Just shared via Facebook:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Spotted on YouTube:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Going bananas on Reddit:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

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