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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

When I said you had a “serial killer face” I had meant it as a compliment. Like, you look like you are very ambitious is what I meant.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Spotted on X:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Going viral on WeChat:

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Just shared via Discord:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Just landed via Slack:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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97 shares on X this month:

If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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58 shares on Snapchat this month:

There is a special place reserved in hell for website designers who disable cut and paste in password fields.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

12 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

Just landed via Slack:

“I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Making waves on Slack:

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Shared recently on X:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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