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Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

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High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

Just landed via Messenger:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

78 shares on Slack this month:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

57 shares on X this month:

Don’t let anyone ruin your day. Be a man. Ruin it yourself.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

66 shares on Discord this month:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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If pills are too toxic to flush down the toilet, you probably shouldn’t swallow them.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

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Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

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In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

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Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

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I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Seen just now on YouTube:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Making waves on Telegram:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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