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Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

These aliens are taking forever.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Going viral on Slack:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Spotted on Twitch:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Trending via Pinterest:

A wise man once said: “Yes, darling. You’re right.”

Trending via LinkedIn:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Spotted on Slack:

Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

Just shared via YouTube:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Breaking via Discord:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

Reported on WeChat:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

Reported on Instagram:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Going viral on WeChat:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Reported on Snapchat:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Just shared via Slack:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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