Funny procreation quotes

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.