Funny produce quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

  Commentary:
  Just waiting for my personal misting service to start—fresh and fabulous hour by hour! 🌞💦🥒

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

  Commentary:
  "If trees had Wi-Fi, we'd have forests full of 'hotspots' and 'root-ming' networks 🌲📶 But nah, they just keep recycling boring ol' oxygen like it's a big deal or something 🌳💨 #SorryMotherNature"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

  Commentary:
  "Prevent more idiots with your extensive condom collection – the world thanks you! 🌍🚫🤡 #NoMoreIdiots"

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